No Clowns Allowed...

First and foremost, take a look in the mirror...Are you a clown? If you answered yes, please leave this site post haste.

If you answered no, then you are welcome to peruse through my collection of organized and disorganized thoughts, blurbs, photos, memories and experiences.

Permalink I so super do! They make me melt… no joke.
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Permalink minimalmovieposters: Donnie Darko by Brandon Michael Elrod
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Being that stressed that you walk to the middle of town in your PJs while everyone is out dressed all dapper just to buy a packet of fags…

craiganthony:

but now I feel much better :)

been there, done that

Permalink animalstalkinginallcaps: I MEAN, YEAH, I WANT A GIRLFRIEND BUT I’M PRETTY REALISTIC ABOUT MY CHANCES. UNTIL THEY INVENT A WAY TO INSTAGRAM REAL LIFE I’M PROBABLY GOING TO BE SINGLE. LMFAO
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Permalink sarabee: I made this for the world. LOL! The world says, “Thanks, that is pretty kick ass!”
Permalink animalstalkinginallcaps: MICHAEL. FASSBENDER. NUDE. SCENES. I know man, that was totally my reaction!
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Permalink tangentsandthe: GPOYW. Why do you know me so well ROSS!
Permalink podunkqueer: Also… Sorry to frighten the fuck out of my new followers. THIS^ is love. I was dying, due to pcp pneumonia and acute respiratory failure/distress.  I lost over 150lbs, one of my lungs collapsed and will never re inflate, I had chest tubes, multiple IV’s, I was on a ventilator, had a tracheostomy, had to re-learn how to walk, talk, eat and breathe on my own, all over again. My husband, was there for me EVERY. FUCKING. DAY. The amazing doctors and nurses at KU Medical Center ALL commented on how amazingly dedicated my husband was. How few husbands show such tenderness and love. I would have died, had he not been there to keep me going. I have a man who wiped my ass for me because I messed myself in my hospital bed. Now, tell me that we are going to ruin the sanctity of marriage and I will bust your fucking teeth out. This is the Portrait of a True Marriage and what it should be.
Permalink You bet your tight little vagina it is!