vanswarpedwhore: FOUR FOR YOU OBAMA, YOU GO OBAMA and none for mitt romney bye @BodaciousTatas
Reblog if you should be doing something that ISN'T...
crowleyplease: hartnell-down: dead-killjoy-with-sweet-revenge:
Being that stressed that you walk to the middle of...
craiganthony: but now I feel much better :) been there, done that
bodasdesangre: I’m stuck, on faded streaks of graphite, between fibers of vellum sheets, but, there’s no one home to open the door for the breeze, and set me free. This is how I feel, leave it to one of my trusted friends to accurately express it for me.
Shit Mom Says
Me: I can't wait to see you in a couple of weeks, even though I may want to kill you by the second day of your stay.
Mom: That's why I'm bringing you extra Xanax.
Me: Sweeeet, don't forget the ayacas (tamales).
Mom: Anything else you need me to bring?
Me: Sure, a block of marijuana would be lovely. *Chuckles* I'm totally kidding, Mom.
Mom: Consider it done, I'll shove that shit up my birth canal, no one would be the wiser.
Me: Mom, please... I'm.. KIDDING.
Mom: How do you think I met your father?
Things that I hate about being an "Adult" EP 1
First of all I put Adult in quotations (” “) because I feel insulted when people call me an adult. I feel more like a child who has been ripped away from his awesome childhood. This is a new segment I’m starting and it is pretty self-explanatory. Here are a couple things I hate about being an “Adult” THERE IS NEVER ANY FOOD AT MY HOUSE. This all stems from the...