November 2012
9 posts
vanswarpedwhore:
FOUR FOR YOU OBAMA, YOU GO OBAMA
and none for mitt romney bye
@BodaciousTatas
October 2012
7 posts
Reblog if you should be doing something that ISN'T...
crowleyplease:
hartnell-down:
dead-killjoy-with-sweet-revenge:
May 2012
2 posts
March 2012
3 posts
Being that stressed that you walk to the middle of...
craiganthony:
but now I feel much better :)
been there, done that
February 2012
3 posts
January 2012
5 posts
December 2011
1 post
November 2011
18 posts
bodasdesangre:
I’m stuck, on faded streaks of graphite, between fibers of vellum sheets, but, there’s no one home to open the door for the breeze, and set me free.
This is how I feel, leave it to one of my trusted friends to accurately express it for me.
Shit Mom Says
Me: I can't wait to see you in a couple of weeks, even though I may want to kill you by the second day of your stay.
Mom: That's why I'm bringing you extra Xanax.
Me: Sweeeet, don't forget the ayacas (tamales).
Mom: Anything else you need me to bring?
Me: Sure, a block of marijuana would be lovely. *Chuckles* I'm totally kidding, Mom.
Mom: Consider it done, I'll shove that shit up my birth canal, no one would be the wiser.
*Silence*
Me: Mom, please... I'm.. KIDDING.
Mom: How do you think I met your father?
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Things that I hate about being an "Adult" EP 1
First of all I put Adult in quotations (” “) because I feel insulted when people call me an adult. I feel more like a child who has been ripped away from his awesome childhood.
This is a new segment I’m starting and it is pretty self-explanatory. Here are a couple things I hate about being an “Adult”
THERE IS NEVER ANY FOOD AT MY HOUSE. This all stems from the...
October 2011
6 posts
